Department of Motor Vehicles, Boulder

A few distinct personality types seem to be ever revolving through the DMV doors. Here’s a short run-down for you:

Yup ... this is pretty much the crowd. Thanks to Zoom Zoom on Flickr.

1. The talker: She (it’s likely to be a she) is the person carrying on a conversation (often quite loudly) with another person who quite obviously has no desire to be in said conversation.

2.The techy: This is the person juggling multiple electronic devices at once–iPhone and iPad; Blackberry and Kindle; Android, Macbook  and iPod; etc.

3. The whiner: Likely an individual who stands only hip height, this little person got dragged along on Mom or Dad’s errands.

4. The peeved: Irate because of even the most minimal line, he makes his irritation obvious by eye rolling, foot stamping, talking under his breath and perhaps an outburst of some sort.

Who’d I miss?

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Not quite a moving object, but you get the idea. Pic from loungerie on Flickr.

That whole head-hunched-over-hovering-somewhere-between-belly-button-and-shoulders position is astonishing.

The mere fact that their abdominals buck up to hold them in that position and that they don’t inadvertently block their airway defies logic on numerous levels.

To the old people out there seeking sleep by whatever means necessary: I salute you!

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