Double take

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I was very confused a minute ago when I saw a Whole Foods e-mail update advertising “Win our Thanksgiving panty faves!”

Odd.

Wait, on second reading, that says “pantry” … er, right.

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My sick boyfriend

Poor Mike is feeling crappy today, so I went over to his house to try to make him feel better.

I got him some Sprite and some Gatorade and some tea, and I was feeling pretty good about my caretaker skills.

Then I pulled on the power cord to unplug my computer and accidentally made the fan fall on his head.

Oops.

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My Mike

The other day Mike promised me that he’d be my sugar daddy.

Then he took that back, for fear that he won’t make the millions the title implies.

So now he’s promised to be my Splenda daddy … or, as he says, Splendaddy.

I’m not exactly sure what that means, but I think I’ll keep him either way.

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