Aging dangers

The little girl behind me just voiced a concern of hers about her younger brother: “When I grow up, Liam will punch me back!”

Her mom agreed with her before hollering: “Liam, get out of the garbage!”

I’m not sure how much that little girl needs to worry … either not at all or a lot.

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Financial ingenuity

Back home for a wedding last weekend and going through his boxes of old junk, Mike found his rather sizable (nearly 100 in all) key chain collection. Not having a use for them any longer, he put them up on eBay.

After only one day, he’s already made $40! Looks like we’re going to be able to spring for that extra-fancy flatware for our wedding after all!

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Public restroom

How do you politely tell the lady cleaning the bathroom that if she doesn’t hurry the hell up, she’s going to have a bigger mess to clean up elsewhere?

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Thanks for the garlic press!

Registering for your wedding is great fun; getting stuff is even better!

I was trying to get Mike to admit how much he was enjoying using our new garlic press (which he wouldn’t do). However, after one small taste of the fajitas, it was quite clear that he was a fan. Anyone who I inadvertently breath on sometime in the next three months will know that he likes it a lot!

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