I think that this is a fair new rule:
One must shut the bathroom door when one’s wife is on the phone nearby doing an interview.
Fancy schmancy apples
I don’t want to brag, but the other day Mike and I made a pretty incredible purchase.
Yep, you read that sign right: Premium, Extra Fancy apples. We don’t mess around with those regularly fancy apples. It’s extra fancy or bust for the Soltys household.