Unwanted neighbors

I’ve had a spider living in my shifter for roughly a month. Each night he builds a huge web around my handle bars, shifters, bike lights and bell. Each morning I grab my “spider stick” and rip away all of his hard work.

But I’m sick of it.

So I’m declaring tomorrow “National Eradicate the Bike Spider” Day.

No, National Eradicate the Bike Spider Day can’t be today. Today is National Bike to Work Day.

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Renewing my vow

About two years ago I promised myself that I would never again buy chapstick.

After acquiring another six free sticks of SPF-ed lip balm thanks to Boulder’s annual Bike to Work Day (my favorite holiday), I hereby renew that promise:

I, Courtney Holden, aspiring professional journalista, hereby promise, once again to, from hereafter, never
again purchase a product that coats my lips.
/s/ Courtney Holden

(I’d sign here, but I can’t figure out how to change my font to something in cursive.:

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