How do we know we’re near the end of the world?
When we use cute little girls with neon shoelaces and brown vests to promote consumerism and obesity.
You may call it Girl Scout cookie time … I call it Armageddon.
Girl Scouts Don’t Like the Cold Either
So it’s been cold here in Boulder today. Really cold. Minnesota cold. High of -2 cold. Let’s close a bunch of schools, cold.
And one of my colleagues at the Daily Camera was aghast when he read that the Boulder branch of Girl Scouts of America had shut down due to freezing temps as well.
“You’d think if anybody could survive this weather, they could!”