Big Five Duty (Free)

Seems like the Johannesburg airportĀ could have named their duty free shops after something that sounded a lot less like animal poop.

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OK, gross … but see what I mean? Pic by Dr. Kawan Kumar on Flickr.

 

 

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Battleship

Sitting, waiting, watching ... aw, crap. Pic from flo21 on Flickr.
Sitting, waiting, watching ... aw, crap. Pic from flo21 on Flickr.

I think that, for birds, the process of eating is simply a means of acquiring ammunition for a life that is ultimately, one giant game of battleship.

It hits the grass: miss.

It hits the sidewalk: hit.

It hits the center of the windshield: hit and sink.

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Greeley: A Rant

So I love Boulder as much as the next granola-eating, environment-saving, fleece-wearing, outdoor-loving individual, but even I can admit that the place has a flaw.

Each time the wind blows hard and cold from the northeast, it leaves a potent harbinger in its wake: the noxious stench of cow poop.

The thing is, this isn’t really Boulder’s problem … it’s Greeley’s.

Their industry de bovine wafts southward and offends our innocent nostrils. How is that fair?

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