Travel & Lifestyle Freelance Writer | Market Research Consultant
Turns out that wearing the same pair of spandex bike shorts for four years–especially when it’s your only pair of bike shorts and you ride pretty frequently–causes them to get a bit, er, thinner, in the lower butt region.
Sorry to those of you out there who’ve seen more of my backside than you ever wanted to.
I really think that anybody looking to lift their spirits should invest in road biking gear.
I can’t promise that you’ll be a good biker … in fact, you’ll likely be terrible your first few times out.
But the hip-hugging spandex shorts; the sick jersey with special pockets; the shoes that go clip-clop, clip-clop; the sunglasses that make you resemble Neo from The Matrix …
And then there’s the bike: shiny paint, sleek geometry, streamlined construction … awesome.
It doesn’t matter how many rolls are visible through the too-tight apparel or if you actually bought your sunglasses on sale at Walmart … trust me. You’ll look cool.
In Boulder, where fitness reigns and spandex-clad could-be models strut, veggie chips are a favorite.
I know you’re busy right now–we all are (Why do you think I just got done cleaning my bathroom and vacuuming my room? Two words: procrastination strategies.), but take a second and Google “veggie chips.” Here, I’ll help you out: click THIS.
It’s amazing! So many different brands of these dehydrated impersonations of something healthy.
Leave it to Americans to take a food group virtually calorie-less, inject some some air and a load of fat, slap on a label that reads “Veggie,” and call a product nutritional.
Oh dear …