God and fruit

God is brilliant. He made oranges come in those convenient, individual slices.

Nature's bounty. Photo from theseanster93 on Flickr.

He made grapes bite-sized flavor bursts. And he made grapefruits into carefully partitioned halves so that you don’t really even need a bowl to eat them.

However, I firmly believe that it was Satan who made mealy apples. That jerk.

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