The forces of evil are against me …

Which is obviously the reason that though I get most FM channels on my little alarm clock radio, I don’t get NPR.

I woke up to freakin’ “I Will Survive (hey, hey),” while the rest of the world heard that Steve Jobs resigned from Apple.

Though that particular tune might be applicable to the current mindset of journalists everywhere, I feel that actually hearing news upon waking from my slumber would be far more journalistic.

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