The problem with “healthy” cookies is that it’s really easy to justify eating a lot of them …
Pride and joy
So Mike and I planted these adorable baby trees the other day. And I, of course, have fallen in love with mine.
However, I now live in constant fear that I’m going to kill it accidentally.
Which makes me wonder … how the heck are people brave enough to have kids?
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Pitifully punny
Why is it that finding two matching socks in my sock drawer is such a difficult feet … er feat.
Ba dum shhh.
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Freelance tax tactics
Turns out freelancers can count all kinds of things as tax deductions: rent, internet, phone bills.
I’m assuming, however, that my recently acquired coffee habit–and the corresponding coffee shop expenses–don’t count.
Rats.
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Proper attire
OK, so I’m certainly not complaining about the 70+ degree days we’ve been having (and, according to the weatherman/woman, will continue to have) here in Boulder.
It’s just that my coworker and I picked a lousy time to have our “Fuzzy Outfit Contest,” wherein we see for how many consecutive days we can wear a different fuzzy, fleecy, cozy piece of clothing.
Alas, the bike ride to work is getting toasty!
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Mike and fire (again)
Mike was just sitting behind me with one of those quick lighter things.
“Whoa!” he says.
Worried that he’d just attempted to light me on fire, I whip around. Turns out I was safe.
But about 47 of his arm hairs didn’t survive the torch.