No frills

Mike cracked me up this morning when describing the things he’d accomplished before 9 a.m.

“Well, I woke up and read the Internet for a while …”

OK, so maybe you had to be there, but the idea of “reading the Internet” cracks me up. It’s accurate for sure, but perhaps a bit, er, ambiguous.

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Problems with a small bladder

A couple of days ago I was really impressed by a group of undergrads who were sitting around a bubbling outdoor fountain reading and studying.

Lovely perhaps, but there's no way in hell I could sit by it for any length of time. Pic by ginsnob on Flickr.

As a person with a bladder roughly the size of a walnut, any attempt to be productive within earshot of running water would be a complete waste of time.

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