Crap. I’m going to have to include “burns rice” on my domestic capabilities resume.
Sorry Mike.

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Crap. I’m going to have to include “burns rice” on my domestic capabilities resume.
Sorry Mike.
One major benefit to working from home is that I can dance around my kitchen when I’m lacking in inspriation.
I could also wear a Snuggie.
That would enable me to dance around my kitchen while wearing a Snuggie . .. awesome.
I was really stoked to get my rear passenger car window fixed yesterday.
I mean, now it goes up really well; it goes down like a charm …
Hmmm, I guess that’s really all it does … I think I just wasted some of my short supply of exuberance. Crap.
If I was a doctor dealing with geriatric patients, I would have a hard time being sympathetic to all of their aches and pains.
I’d just write on my little doctor sheet, “Diagnosis: Old.” Sometimes I might mix in an “Old as hell” if he or she was really complaining.