Super freak, er, fridge

I just got done microwaving my milk.

A great milk drop shot by Rob 'Bob' Ellis on Flickr.

Our fridge might be doing its job a little too well. And by “well,” I mean it’s freaking freezing things that aren’t supposed to be frozen.

Like my milk!

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Cream vs. Skim

I’m not nearly as picky about eating healthy as I used to be.

But even I draw the line when the barista mixes up half and half cream with skim milk.

Perhaps it wouldn’t be such a big deal if my large coffee wasn’t made up of roughly 50 percent milk, but since it is, I had to say something.

I’ve never sucked directly from an udder, but I’m guessing that’s pretty much what my beverage would have tasted like.

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Open Mouth, Insert …

Two weeks ago, I drank some mold.

Two days ago, I drank some rotten milk.

If I make it to 2012, it’ll be a miracle.

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