I just got done microwaving my milk.
Our fridge might be doing its job a little too well. And by “well,” I mean it’s freaking freezing things that aren’t supposed to be frozen.
Like my milk!
Super freak, er, fridge
Sparkling ass-ets
I accidentally sat in a chair covered in glitter this morning.
My butt has become a giant reflector … awesome.
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Taste bud woes
I opted for tea today instead of coffee at Starbucks.
Apparently I just spent $2.11 for someone to mow their lawn, stuff the shreds into a holey baggy and toss it into my mug of hot water.
Awesome.
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Deep thoughts
Mike looked at me from across the table today, took a bite of soup, starred into my eyes and said …
“I ran out of fish food a week ago.”
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Boulderite ingenuity?
Witnessed one of my neighbors using a shovel to remove the foot of snow that piled on his car last night.
I’m interested to see how many new stripes he has on the Toyota’s hood.
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Of prizes and letdowns
Just noticed the subject line of an e-mail that says, “Courtney, the winner is.”
Since I haven’t heard anything about Yoda doling out prizes of late, I’m not holding my breath.