Awesome.
Just took a nice big bite out of my apple and a slightly smaller bite out of its sticker.


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It’s not terribly uplifting to be looking at 990 tax forms and notice that many of these people who work for a non-profit are making what I hope to earn someday when I have a real job in not only their salaries (I’ll never make that much!), but in their annual bonuses!
Holy moly!
If I ever invent a baking recipe, I’m going to require that my adoring instruction-followers set the oven temp to 389 degrees.
Mwah, hah, hah, hah!
How today is going to turn out will be a complete crap shoot.
At 7:33 in the morning, I’m already annoying myself.
Question: Does Justin Harris’ fancy coffee still count as fancy coffee if I’m drinking it out of a yellow plastic water bottle with a squeezy-squirt top advertising for Sprint? (Oh, and I got for free at some career fair?)